Can I have your picture? ……… I save natural disasters
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Of course… If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
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Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
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Do you think I can live for another fourty years? … Do you drink? … No! … Do you smoke? … No! … Do you visit the whores? … No! ……. Why do you want to live another fourty years?
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? „Of course, why would Friday be an exception?“
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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!
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What you never want to hear while having good sex?? …………. „Honey, I am home!“
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: „No-Sex“!
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sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) and like SAMSUNG (everybody is invited)
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Kai sudrekini kojas, atsisako gerkle, kai sudrekini gerkle – atsisako kojos.
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Seksas tai matematika : minus drabuziai, plius lova, padalinti kojas ir kartoti..
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Jubiliejus – tai tuomet, kai daug geliu, o tu dar gyvas.
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Kodel liudnas visciukas? -Nes jo tetis gaidys. Kodel visciukas dar liudnesnis? -Nes jo laukia ta pati ateitis…
