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If love is blind, how will she find me?

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Never make love in the garden or in the fields…… For love might be blind but your neighbors not!

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There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing … is you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?“

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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B – L – O – N – T

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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one.

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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ??

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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…

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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ………………