The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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This is your boss: „You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds.“
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number..
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No SMINT – no KISS, no kiss – no LOVE, no LOVE – no SEX, no sex – no BABY, no baby – no PROBLEM. NO SMINT – NO PROBLEM!:)
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We will now update your brain… searching.. searching… still searching… sorry, no brain found!…:)
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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello!
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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? …. When she starts with „My husband said…“
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? …………….. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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There are three girls in the sixth grade … A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ………… The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
