Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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I started out with nothing… and I still have most of it!
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching TV … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.
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I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
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Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
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No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think:“why would I take the risk?“
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Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car!!
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I am in seventh heaven; the other six do not want me.
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I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
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It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
