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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello!

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? …. When she starts with „My husband said…“

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Of course… If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? „Of course, why would Friday be an exception?“

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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!

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If you cry, I cry…if you laugh, I laugh…if you are happy, I am too…if you are sad, I am too…and if you are horny, call me.

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sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) and like SAMSUNG (everybody is invited)

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Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

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I walk alone trough life’s dark night, You are my candle, my shining light!

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No matter where you are, whenever the wind blows, it will always wisper the name of yours in my heart.. I love you!

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All I needed was the love you gave All I needed for another day All I ever knew Only you :)*