Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?“

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B – L – O – N – T

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one.

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ………………

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

You are never too blond to learn !!!

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

No SMINT – no KISS, no kiss – no LOVE, no LOVE – no SEX, no sex – no BABY, no baby – no PROBLEM. NO SMINT – NO PROBLEM!:)

We will now update your brain… searching.. searching… still searching… sorry, no brain found!…:)