Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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There are three girls in the sixth grade … A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ………… The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
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Can I have your picture? ……… I save natural disasters
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Do you think I can live for another fourty years? … Do you drink? … No! … Do you smoke? … No! … Do you visit the whores? … No! ……. Why do you want to live another fourty years?
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back…
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What you never want to hear while having good sex?? …………. „Honey, I am home!“
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: „No-Sex“!
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Never Say I Love U, If U Dun Really Care. Never Talk Of Feelings, If They Aren’t Really There. Never Hold My Hand, If U Mean To Break My Heart. Never Say Forever, If U Ever Plan To Part. Never Look In To My Eyes, If U Are Telling Me Is A Lie. Never Say […]
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I walk alone trough life’s dark night, You are my candle, my shining light!
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No matter where you are, whenever the wind blows, it will always wisper the name of yours in my heart.. I love you!
