Tekstai temoje ‘Angliški’

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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ………………

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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

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They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

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This is your boss: „You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds.“

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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

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You are never too blond to learn !!!

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You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number..

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Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry..

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Have you seen my heart?… I wanted to give it to you, but you have already stolen it away..

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No SMINT – no KISS, no kiss – no LOVE, no LOVE – no SEX, no sex – no BABY, no baby – no PROBLEM. NO SMINT – NO PROBLEM!:)

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We will now update your brain… searching.. searching… still searching… sorry, no brain found!…:)

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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello!